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Baren "Good End: You die." Kumou (
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Baren Kaiyou
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oh hey this isn't a misfire, wow
chessking
2017-09-20 03:24 am (UTC)
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hey so what's the deal with the hallucinomemories of a past life or whatever they're supposed to be called
because apparently in a past life I dated 108 girls and that's an oddly specific number
tl;dr: what the fuck
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crudest
2017-09-21 06:16 am (UTC)
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it means you were a big time player
do you remember their names
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chessking
2017-09-25 08:06 am (UTC)
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wow
did you think I'm that heartless??
I think I knew most of them there was an apparent waitlist
which, again, what the fuck
are your memories usually this out of context, or no
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crudest
2017-09-26 02:10 am (UTC)
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well
my first memory was about an oiran
so
we'll say
yes and no
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chessking
2017-09-26 10:31 am (UTC)
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so do you have context for that or no
because this is looking like a pot kettle black situation right now
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crudest
2017-09-28 04:24 am (UTC)
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yes and no
it was a little luck of the draw
but you know one oiran doesn't really compare to
108 girls
so was this all in a day
a week
a month
your whole life until age 83
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chessking
2017-09-28 04:45 am (UTC)
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no context theatre absolutely sucks
... a day
which makes me wonder what the fuck was even going on
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crudest
2017-09-28 04:48 am (UTC)
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you know that's like 4 or 5 girls per hour right
assuming you didn't sleep
which
i guess is a different kind of date
1/2
chessking
2017-09-28 04:49 am (UTC)
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i'm deleting you
2/2
chessking
2017-09-28 04:50 am (UTC)
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also what the fuck take whatever you're implying back
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crudest
2017-09-28 04:52 am (UTC)
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i just don't really get it logistically??
were they group dates?
were you on the bachelor????
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chessking
2017-09-28 04:53 am (UTC)
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that's what I would like to know?????
was I being set up? was it arranged marriage shit???
because I sure as hell would not have done this on my own
[ he's so confused and I hate this canon ]
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crudest
2017-09-28 04:54 am (UTC)
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the bachelor then
but they fucked up production
so they shot the whole show in a day
also you had to date 108 girls instead of 18
a really bad typo
i bet the ratings were fantastic
i'd watch that
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chessking
2017-09-28 05:06 am (UTC)
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why is reality tv trashy no matter what universe you end up in
more importantly how drunk was I to have even agreed to do this in the first place
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crudest
2017-09-28 05:18 am (UTC)
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alternative theory:
other you is a giant playboy
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chessking
2017-09-28 05:38 am (UTC)
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ok even if I was
no way would I have done something so stupidly suicidal
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crudest
2017-09-28 05:42 am (UTC)
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were the girls angry
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chessking
2017-09-28 05:44 am (UTC)
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spoiler: no context theatre doesn't say
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crudest
2017-09-28 05:47 am (UTC)
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as long as you don't remember 108 girls trying to slap you
you're probably fine
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chessking
2017-09-28 06:03 am (UTC)
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... thanks for the words of wisdom
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2017-09-28 06:03 (UTC)
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oh hey this isn't a misfire, wow
because apparently in a past life I dated 108 girls and that's an oddly specific number
tl;dr: what the fuck
no subject
do you remember their names
no subject
did you think I'm that heartless??
I think I knew most of them there was an apparent waitlist
which, again, what the fuck
are your memories usually this out of context, or no
no subject
my first memory was about an oiran
so
we'll say
yes and no
no subject
because this is looking like a pot kettle black situation right now
no subject
it was a little luck of the draw
but you know one oiran doesn't really compare to
108 girls
so was this all in a day
a week
a month
your whole life until age 83
no subject
... a day
which makes me wonder what the fuck was even going on
no subject
assuming you didn't sleep
which
i guess is a different kind of date
1/2
2/2
no subject
were they group dates?
were you on the bachelor????
no subject
was I being set up? was it arranged marriage shit???
because I sure as hell would not have done this on my own
[ he's so confused and I hate this canon ]
no subject
but they fucked up production
so they shot the whole show in a day
also you had to date 108 girls instead of 18
a really bad typo
i bet the ratings were fantastic
i'd watch that
no subject
more importantly how drunk was I to have even agreed to do this in the first place
no subject
other you is a giant playboy
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no way would I have done something so stupidly suicidal
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no subject
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you're probably fine
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