[look, he only has so much self-restraint when baren's phone goes off right next to him. it's right there. baren is probably busy cooking or some shit, and sue him, he's curious from the message preview that popped up. the horse emoji is mysterious...
and ok, once he's actually looked at the message he has to answer this.]
hate to tell you but past you and current you might both be a little bit disappointed
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dated to baren's removal from the market
what's your weekend looking like? i feel like disappointing past me or somethin
dana made me do it
and ok, once he's actually looked at the message he has to answer this.]
hate to tell you but past you and current you might both be a little bit disappointed
his weekend's pretty booked actually.
do you know what the horse means or
current me is really disappointed in that 😟 it's not like i bite!
i mean...
i can't believe i'm being called out on emojis again... is it stallion or
don't worry, i'll tell him to answer you himself later too
it's stud.................................................
are you answering all of his calls for him or am i getting the vip treatment here, honeybun?
i was close...... let me live
specifically the boyfriend treatment
as in this is his bf speaking
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like bf recently or bf like, now this is the plot of a country song about murder that people will nevertheless support b/c men are cheating scumbags?
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if it makes you feel better i wouldn't even know who to go after if i was that kind of crazy, so you're good.
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wait, did he not even save my number??? what the hell!! 😾
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😘👠🤗👑💖🍰 this is who it says I'm talking to
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awww, that's cute! and pretty accurate, i guess, so if you could decipher it you'd really be on the case!
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i know what his types are like
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ah, just kidding! i'm no threat to you! i wouldn't hurt a fly.