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thanks
i panicked and named him after a bagel
but it's still cute so ┐(´～｀)┌

but ok come over in like 15 i'll have all the outfits set out for them to try!

you didn't want to name him cream cheese
cinnamon swirl
shmear

how many outfits did you even make

if i ever have to see you type that word with my own two eyes again i'm breaking up with you

also 10

listen i've had a husband for three years and a boyfriend for like three weeks i'm running out of slots for you, kiyo

is this like when artists say they'll do warm up sketches but really they're just fucking around and trying not to feel bad about being indulgent

wtf make room for me then (`A´)

and i don't feel bad about being indulgent
poppy is a really sweet tolerant cat so i figured he would be okay with looking extra cute!
but i guess everyone has their limits
i don't want all of my work to go to waste though
someone else's pet can look super cute instead

sword mistress it is

how many bows did you try to make him wear

i changed my mind

and only one or two!
i'm not an asshole
he didn't like the fluffy one and he didn't like the plain one so i didn't try the rest

["The rest", though...]

ok you can come up with your own title
you got one shot

you put a fluffy bow on a fluffy cat?
have you ever had a single chill in your life?

[POT, KETTLE]

hard pass i've watched enough dramas to know where this goes no matter what you call it

anyway more importantly they're different types of fluffy!!
the cat is cat-fluffy
the bow is bow-fluffy

did you just try to boil down our entire relationship into an 18 episode kdrama
am i the rich asshole love interest
are you the sweet but kinda bitchy girl with a spontaneous flower disease

no that's still too fluffy
vetoed

Edited 2017-11-19 06:22 (UTC)

yeah pretty much
glad we have everything already planned out tbh
the tropes fit so perfectly
right down to the flowers

there's no such thing as too fluffy though un-vetoed

if we ever get bored let's try our hand at video editing
we could probably make money on youtube

[don't become vloggers]

i'm vetoing your veto ability
where did you even get that anyway

sure sounds like a plan

[Don't unleash them onto youtube ever.]

i have it whenever we're talking about super important things that you don't get
like fluffy cuteness factors