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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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12/29

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[texted is a selfie of kyouko and zoro lying on the apartment floor. zoro's smiling–genuinely, laughing and all–and kyouko doesn't look too unhappy herself. it'd be a cute photo if zoro's face wasn't bound up in ribbon and topped with a red bow. almost like–]

couldn't figure out your gift so...
merry christmas i'm not comatose.

[he's the gift.]

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[it's a nice photo.

baren saves it.]

where's my return receipt?

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damn. knew i forgot something.
guess you'll just have to call the store yourself.

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who the fuck runs the people store
god?

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as if. god's got nothing on me.

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people store sounds kind of like apple store. you think they've got their own genius bar?

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did you just put apples and people in the same category
is the people store genius bar where albert einstein came from

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oh shit
we gotta break this news.

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which part

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albert einstein is an apple product.

iNSTEIN

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that was bad
that was so fucking bad

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you're laughing.

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what else am i supposed to do with such a stupid comment
cry?

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puke maybe.

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i always puke when i think of you

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you always know what to say.

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did i not mention one of my powers is mindreading

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no because you don't have it.

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you don't know that

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what am i thinking

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there's no way he'll guess what i'm thinking

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WRONG

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fuck
was it explosions and sharks

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mindreaders don't get a second guess!!!!

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50/50 isn't bad

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no. it is.