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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[crudest]

chuu
c'mon
you know i'd fix it if i could

["I'd find a way to make you happy, if I could."]

[doublesmall]

yeah. I know you would.

bet it's all part of the mission or something, can't make it too easy on us

[crudest]

it might be
we'll see
don't get too bummed ok
you can still call and text me you know?

[doublesmall]

I'm not bummed I'm annoyed

don't make it sound like I'm pining over you, this isn't a bad romance novel.

[crudest]

but you are
it's just that your version of getting sad is
getting mad and reaching for some wine




and then getting sad

[doublesmall]

I'm not even touching the wine, come on, do you think I'd get drunk in the middle of the woods before we even know what exactly is going on

[he definitely brought some though]

[crudest]

but you plan on drinking eventually
you packed some i saw it
just remember what i asked in august

[doublesmall]

didn't you want me not to drink at all in august.

[crudest]

i did
but you have foxy now
so just don't ask foxy to drink with you
and don't get messy enough for him to tell me
or else

well
i can figure out what or else when we get back

[doublesmall]

that's an extremely vague threat baren

you might have to actually come up with something for it to be effective

[THE VAGUE THREAT IS HONESTLY WORSE he just wants baren to pick something]

[crudest]

leaving you guessing sounds more fun
just know i'm serious, pet ♥

[doublesmall]

have I ever told you you're the fucking worst, love

[ahhh romance.

he is definitely including that purely to make baren yell.]

[crudest]

fuCK OFF

[doublesmall]

you're welcome ♪

[he feels better now, thanks baren]