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Baren Kaiyou

i think the fuck not my guy 💩

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[concasse]

that's not the goddamn point i have a half-full bottle of unused shampoo imported from germany

it'll take a week to get here

and u can't pay me to use shit from walmart

[crudest]

yeah
because those are the two only places for shampoo in the world
germany and walmart

[concasse]

might as well be

but fine asshole

where do u get ur shampoo

[crudest]

sponsorship and advertisements for being pretty
you want me to hook you up?
friends and family discount ♥

[concasse]

still shook u have convinced that many people ur that fuckin pretty

... but yeah hook me up bastard

gimme the good shit

[crudest]

bzzzzt i take it back
i only share with people who aren't fucking blind

[concasse]

listen bastard i know ur hot

but i had hope more people judged on personality

its not ur fault the world is disappointing

... usually not ur fault

[crudest]

the world is only more thrilling with me in it
admit that much and my discount is yours