[WHY WOULDN'T BAREN WANT TO BE SEEN WITH HIM?? ZORO'S CONFUSED
but oh well. they're at the beach now. the ocean in front of them is clear from ships which means zoro's drawing out that new, all black edgelord blade. he glances back at baren and just. you know. ]
[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
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speaking of...
i tell you abt the weird superhero stuff?
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idk it's weird. cut things from far away? big things.
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i wanna see
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i'm going myself.
[can u get to him before he gets to the apartment lobby baren]
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he was probably out and about anyway??? so it's why he'll come face to face with zoro, looking irritated as fuck as he's about to step out the door]
I think the fuck not.
[siX HOURS]
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[THAT'S SCARY... SCARY SUPER-ACCURATE TIMING... nevermind he was wandering the building for a fair amount of time.
but wait. oh no. zoro settles pretty immediately, jabbing a finger into baren's chest.]
... Did you get teleporting and not tell me?
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[YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR NEW POWERS??
but well, baren did say he doesn't care if zoro keeps secrets. so mostly he's just willing to keep up the ruse of teleporting]
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[HE ONLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT BAREN.... PLEASE.... fine. whatever. he shoves him in the shoulder. lightly.]
Whatever. Come on. Let's go.
[he's definitely carrying both swords btw. black and white like a total fucking anime dweeb.]
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I can't believe I have to be seen with you.
[also he's just gonna haul zoro over to the ocean so like. timeskip??]
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but oh well. they're at the beach now. the ocean in front of them is clear from ships which means zoro's drawing out that new, all black edgelord blade. he glances back at baren and just. you know. ]
Still don't know what your problem is.
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[that's his problem
and also given zoro's sense of direction that doesn't sound impossible]
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[SEE???? HE'S EVEN WAVING IT AT YOU BAREN!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT]
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[somewhere in the city, he hopes kashuu is happy]
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[as if.
whatever. he turns back to the water.]
Stand back.
[because a minute or two later he gets into stance and cuts the air in a vertical diagonal that...
keeps... going.
it's as if a knife cuts through the water. the waves part, exposing the bed of sand. it continues deeper and deeper and deeper, disappearing a little more than a mile out. zoro sheathes his sword.]
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Well, first: what kind of overpowered anime bullshit.
Second:]
Oh shit, do that again!
[a child. he is a child.]
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Gladly.
[and the ocean gets split once again]
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[BAREN IT'S NOT A TOY]
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[it's the ocean... how do u open the ocean like a banana...]
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[just gonna mime a series of vertical strikes in a row.
like you would chop up a banana.]
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[dumb... isn't baren supposed to be the smart one? but fine. zoro snorts and nods.]
Alright. Step back.
[and. yeah. draws and sheathes his sword four times in succession and, amazingly, four strikes slice through the water, ending pretty far out. zoro looks surprised, but overwhelmingly pleased.]
Shit. [GRINNING.] I'm badass.
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[C'MON WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO SAY.
But regardless he's cracking up, applauding his hands like a child who's found a new toy???]
Not bad, Z!
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Come on. Let's find more stuff for me to cut up.
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