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Baren?
I saw the magazines.

you're welcome to your opinion, but I think making a daring escape into the night on the back of a masked man's Harley was a perfectly appropriate response to the situation.

so on a scale of one to 'don't even think about it'

how bad an idea would it be to get some kind of pet

[he's always brushed it off despite liking animals like anya's cat just fine... but borrowing tanuki for the night was nice, honestly. chuuya wouldn't mind having something around all the time.]

think I pissed zoro off and I don't know what to do to fix it

you know him better, what would you do

you're giving me a choice between red or black this time?

... red then. i'm partial.

i hope you're intent on giving me a challenge of some sort
did you think i would get on my knees for just anyone?

[You know when Ros sent this? The beginning of the month. One sext and two weeks later she's still paying for this.]

Can you blame me? I've had months to build up fantasies about those fingers of yours. Though I admit, you've rather turned me on to your love of biting; I could live with you telling me to scream while you're biting me up a few more times.

[sometime during anya's nekomimi birthday party, chuuya sends baren a quick selfie of himself behind the bar: his hat is off, and he's wearing a pair of orange cat ears close to the shade of his hair. you're welcome.]

I don't know why I thought I could get out of the party theme, she's way too convincing for her own good.

so what do you think, do they match?

[so they're in Nikkari's room because they always would be, they're never going to be hanging out like this in Baren's, and Nika's been flipping through a magazine, pausing on a look.]

It's cute...this season's pretty cute.

[Baren may have quit modelling, but Nikkari will still admire fashion thanks to what he learned from his friend. and right now, he wants to keep a closer eye on him still. texts, calls, they're one thing, but keeping Baren in one place - or at least getting to see him - is another.]

What do you think?

[ aka how much is lelouch going to regret this in the morning but! when baren comes around after the aforementioned 20 minutes he should definitely be able to make it up to lelouch's room with no problem, especially since baren is probably on good terms with his npc sister and she's gonna let him in anyway ]

I'm Italian, I'm a law student, and I'm Catholic. I think by every standard I'm supposed to have a healthy appreciation of wine, so you can put that uncertain emoji right back where it came from.

hey so what's the deal with the hallucinomemories of a past life or whatever they're supposed to be called

because apparently in a past life I dated 108 girls and that's an oddly specific number
tl;dr: what the fuck

hey 🐴, ring ring

what's your weekend looking like? i feel like disappointing past me or somethin

Did you just compare me to Taylor Swift

Also you know that there are people whose job it is to deliver food instead of having your friends pick it up?

[ okay... okay.

it's been almost a month since he's last seen baren and frankly, maybe that should be the end of it. maybe it's for the best that they never meet each other again. but after that talk with chuuya last month and that little altercation with keito, it really his high time he settles this. even if it's baren, who doesn't want to see sena again either.

well. someone has to swallow his own pride here in order to get anywhere, and if it has to be sena, so be it. ]

hey
first of all i don't blame you if you're going to block me the second you get this message
but i need to talk to you
let me know when you're free and ill call you at least

trick or treat <3

pick your answer carefully

[picture of two of the 18k pots of roses in his apartment smashed on the sidewalk stories below his window.]

casualties. nothing could be done. they followed their hearts to freedom.

[Baren will receive an invitation in the mail addressed to him! There's also a note for him.]

Baren,

Please try to behave at least a little bit if you decide to attend.

—Mikleo

be jealous.

[the month's gone on as usual, ever since their last conversations. chuuya's cautiously tried to piece together what he's been told and come up with-- well, not much. he's mostly just tried to avoid thinking about it until he ends up remembering something on his own.

right now, he's busy writing, settled in on the couch with baren while baren does... whatever he's doing. the page is largely full of disjointed scribbles, a line or two he needs to expand on written alongside a short to-do list, idly drawn shapes taking up a good quarter of it.

he's clearly been thinking about something while he doodles those vague shapes, pen tapping against the paper every so often, but finally he manages to get it out. chuuya glances up to baren and asks, completely out of the blue--]

Do you and your sister do anything for the holidays?

So I'm told you've met my girlfriend.

baren
i'm experiencing something new
a brand new feeling
it's weird
i don't know what to do with it
i think it's parental disappointment? （´□｀）
is this what old age feels like??
i can't believe i'm only 21 and i already have to deal with my children disappointing me
anyway poppy won't wear these cute outfits i made him so
does tanuki want to try some on

Edited 2017-11-19 05:52 (UTC)

[it'll be late morning when Baren gets this.]

tell me you're alive

[Or more like probably around the 20th's evening at some ungodly hour like 2AM, but anyways.]

so out of curiosity
would a flower in someone's eye be too gross for sex
y/n

i found one of them.

9/6

MISFIRE

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9/12 or so, casually spams you with threads

forward dated misfire to whenever

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9/19 ig this page of your inbox is just 50% me